Free Safety Signs

have u heard these airplane tales1? funny!!?

Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only four ways out of this airplane..." "We do feature a smoking section on this flight; if you must smoke, contact a member of the flight crew and we will escort you to the wing of the airplane." "Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person caught smoking in the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediately." Pilot - "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land ... it's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern."

Public Comments

1. Hehe good stuff!
2. ok
3. hehe.thats good.
4. hehehehehehhehehehhehh wud have luved to be on that flight!!!!
5. Hehehe,,, another good one,,,Bravo
6. never heard them before hun they are great lol
7. they are wicked thanks for sharing
8. funny, but i hope they aren't true!!
9. lol i hate flying but if i herd them it wud of cheered me up a bit :) x
10. hahaha excellent.