Free Safety Signs

Fellow atheists, when an atheist signs up on Yahoo Answers, shouldn't they get a free yellow safety helmet?

For all the times we find ourselves banging our heads against the wall.

Public Comments

1. LMAO
2. Is that a ritual among peanut brain Atheists to expand their cranial capacities?
3. Not me, I just laugh and move on!
4. I want mine in blue.
5. And shouldn't I as a Muslim get earmuffs.
6. I personally wear my government issued Kevlar from my deployment to Iraq. It protects me from the pipe bombs fundis throw.
7. yeah and free keyboards replacements lmao
8. only dumb people bang their heads on the wall that explains why atheist do it
9. dude the way you say that reminds me of people in special ed! but hey, "life sucks, get a helmet" is one of my favorite sayings, so go for it!
10. Can I have one like the melon hat on ur avatar thing :)
11. You can get one if you take one of these store bought avatars. t I find high boots help also
12. I got a response from CJ on a question, and he says the craziest crap. I did do some headbanging on a wall after it to see how ignorant people are.
13. Why so we know who they are . Kind of hard ta do all we see is a dumb picture they pick and a bunch of words .
14. LMAO! You just can't get believers to understand reality! Bang! Bang!
15. where ya at? we'll send the short bus, too! great question, You made my day. Almighty atheist- you and CJ might need the goggles, too.
16. It would also protect us from falling bullshit
17. that or a nerf keyboard
18. Maybe. But I consider that a "passive" act. I prefer an "active" plan. All non-religious members of Yahoo Answers should be issued a Louisville Slugger to help them beat some sense into those who have lost their own common sense.
19. I'm agnostic, leaning toward atheism, but I agree that all non-theists should get a helmet for their avatar and for their actual self.
20. The issue is not that Christians are ignorant and stupid, but that each person is so irresponsible about their facts, their truth, that they each go their separate ways, create clans called "religion" and protect themselves from interfering truth. Well atheism, is not my belief, neither is devout Christianity. So I agree, get a yellow safety helmet. I prefer blue, but whatever.
21. lololololololol i want one for every occasion like a christian arguing with me saying Gods real when really im just stating that i don't believe, and when i get told im going to hell cause i don't believe, im agnostic but to a Christian im betting its all the same
22. Well, I'm a wiccan and now that I think of it, maybe I should have invested in one a long time ago.....
23. Or maybe a cup and supporter.
24. Haha. I totally agree.
25. Hey, what about the Christians? We deserve fireproof body suits. And a space helmet.
26. Sure, as long as it doesn't say Livestrong on it.